This Is What A Real Al-Qaeda Job Application Looks Like And It’s As Bizarre As You’d Expect

I never thought about, or ever wanted to know the process of becoming a terrorist. I certainly would never had thought they actually filled out a job application. It’s not exactly like trying to get a summer job at The Gap. Apparently Al Qaeda has a job application that aspiring lowlifes actually fill out when they want to become the scum of the earth. A few years ago, The U.S. government released numerous documents that were obtained from Osama Bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad. Some of the documents include a good amount of pornography. The government refuses to release that (good call.) One of the more interesting documents released was a job application for the well-known terrorist group, Al Qaeda. The document was made public by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence. When you start reading it you will realize how extremely strange it is. Take a look at this terrorist job application.

This Is What A Real Al-Qaeda Job Application Looks Like And It's As Bizarre As You'd Expect
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 After all, doing this looks so appealing. I mean he does have quite the smile.

This Is What A Real Al-Qaeda Job Application Looks Like And It's As Bizarre As You'd Expect
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Obviously if you have made it far enough in your journey to become a killer and you are filling out this application, you are okay with giving these people all of your personal information. I for one would never in a million years want them to know anything about me or my family.

This Is What A Real Al-Qaeda Job Application Looks Like And It's As Bizarre As You'd Expect
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Notice the question where it asks if the person knows anyone that works with the government, and if they would be willing to help them.

This Is What A Real Al-Qaeda Job Application Looks Like And It's As Bizarre As You'd Expect
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Do you think they really bother to contact anyone when you become a martyr? I wonder how that horrible conversation would go… I also love how they try to make small talk with the “did you encounter any difficulties on the road” question. Somehow I doubt they care.

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After you turn this in do you get an interview? Is that where they ask you if you are willing to kill innocent people along with yourself? It makes me sick to my stomach to think that people have gone through with this process and actually filled out this terrorist job application. Now that you have looked at what evil can do, go here and look at the brave sacrifice of heroes.

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