31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

I’m not a hunter so I’ve never paid much attention to the beautiful trophy mounts that I’ve seen. After being exposed to these gems, I’ll surely be taking a closer look. I’m assuming that a good and proper mount can be quite expensive. As the time tried saying goes, “You get what you pay for.” I am willing to bet that very little came out-of-pocket for these prime examples of bad taxidermy.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

1. You’re A Naughty Kitty. RAWRR!

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

2. The Seductive Squirrel. Looking at me with that come hither stare. So weird.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

3. The Rug Really Brings Life To The Room. Or comes to life out of the floor. I don’t know what they were going for with this one.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

4. The Bad Boy Fox. Stunner shades, a spliff, and custom jewelry courtesy of the local police department. This guy is totally thug nasty.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

5. The Party Cat. You think tequila with a worm is bad? The party cat is so hardcore, his beverage has a rattlesnake chillin’ in the bottom of the bottle.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

6. Back From The Dead. I’m imagining that this is what roadkill zombies would look like. Scary!

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

7. The Demon Concoction. I’ve got no idea what this animal is, or was, or is supposed to be.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

8. Bath Time For Fox. Rubber ducky, you’re the one, that makes bath time so much fun.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

9. A Horse Mid Fall. This guy’s got to have a pretty good understanding of physics to get this awkward pose to stick.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

10. Vampire Bat. This bat is super derpy. He kind of looks like Sloth from The Goonies.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

11. Oh, Stop It. You’re embarrassing me.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

12. The Fox Supermodel. Stick thin with super long legs. I think this taxidermist nailed it.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

13. Head Shot.

No, I’m not talking about a modeling head shot. This poor fella actually caught one right between the eyes.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

14. Cheeky Little Monkey. How many times do I have to tell you to quit acting like the banana is an extension of your manhood. Dream on little monkey.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

15. Lambs For Lions. This one may have been placed in the wrong area. They almost look like stuffed animals. Well done? I guess?

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

16. The Rare Koala Beaver. We kindly call him K-Bucky, the buck toothed koala beaver.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

17. Allergies In The Arctic. I didn’t know they had an abundance of ragweed in the snowy tundras of the Arctic.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

18. Redneck Bear. We call him old blew eyes. One blew this way, one blew that way.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

19. Strange Critter. It’s an… Um… I couldn’t tell you.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

20. Oh Haaaay! Somebody is looking FABULOUS!

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

21. Nappy Warthog. Nothing tame about this guy, not even his hair.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

22. Bad At Snarling. Show me your angry face. Um, you need to work on that.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

23. Half Assed Taxidermy. You know, cause no one wants a complete ass hanging around.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

24. Dentist’s Polar Bear. My grammy would love a new set of teeth like those. Where’d ya get ’em?

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

25. Hangover. Party until you die, and your taxidermist is going to make sure your hangover lasts forever.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

26. Super Excited. OMG. This is the best day of my life!

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

27. Laughing Hyena. A super creepy laughing hyena, that is.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

28. No Means No. Why don’t you get off my back, woman? You’re the one that landed us here in the first place.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

29. Gonna Bust A Cap. Be careful. He’s a straight up ‘G’.

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

30. Raccoon With Bunny Slippers. Bet she’s got a freezer full of bon-bon’s too!

31 Times That Taxidermy Was Both Funny And Horrifying

31. Elvis Or Miley? That is for you to decide.

H/T: craptaxidery

Let these 31 photos serve as an example. If you’re going to get your roadkill persevered for all time and eternity, hire a professional. If you’re too cheap, share the photos on the internet like these people did. As bad as they are, they’re still good for a great laugh. Hope you enjoyed!

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