30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil

I’ll admit it, I have issues. It only took a couple of joint ventures to the grocery store before my girlfriend was kind enough to take over the shopping duties. Granted this was only after she saw how time-consuming and tedious it was for me, and she realized it would be faster to do it herself. I’ve always had trust issues and I have to compare price to content of similar products. I’ve got to make sure that I’m getting the best bang for my buck, while making sure that the companies aren’t pulling a fast one on me. Below you will find some of the guilty culprits that have created my overwhelming trust issues by straight up lying to my face.

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1. 2 Candles: Or three, whatever. At least you’re getting more than you pay for with this particular product.

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2. 24 Hour Protection: Okay, wait. If I have to use it twice a day, isn’t that really just 12 hour protection? Or am I doubling up on my oral disinfectant?

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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3. 100% Juice: Hold up, 27% is a far cry from 100%. Where did these people go to school?

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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4. Arizona – An American Company: Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with our neighbors to the north, but is it an American Company or a Product of Canada?

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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5. Baked With Care: Apparently the elf definition of care is a little different from mine. Dude, you burned my cookies.

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6. Bed, Bath & BS: Why you gotta lie and pretend you have all those towels folded to perfection? This is an unattainable feat that I could never hope to duplicate at home. Thanks for setting unrealistic expectations, ya jerks.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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7. New Bigger Size: Well, there’s a Lay’s special bag of lies.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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8. Boneless Chicken: Technically. Well, kinda. Um, no. That doesn’t work for me. It’s not chicken, it’s a bowl of eggs.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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9. Caramel Onions: Really? Who’s the prankster that came up with this one? That’s not cool.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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10. Climbing Rope: Seriously. If it’s not suitable for climbing, why is there a picture of a guy climbing on the label?

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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11. Easy Peel: So easy a child could do it.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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12. Electric Fence: Maybe its me, but I’m thinking this is highly unlikely.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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13. Fingerprint Resistant: Kinda makes you doubt everything else on the label, doesn’t it?

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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14. Half Cup O Noodles: You know, I was thinking I paid for a whole cup of noodles.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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15. Hot Dog Buns: They don’t quite look like I remember.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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16. Ketchup: Something about the yellow container and the yellow liquid coming out the top tells me that someone may be mistaken.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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17. Made In China: China? Really? I know damned well that flag does not represent China.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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18. Tasty Muffin: Oh man, you tricked me again. Who does that?

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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19. Chock Full O’ Nuts: Just kidding, it’s only coffee. Who named this company?

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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20. Not A Door: Are you positive? Please tell me what it really is.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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21. Out Of Pretzels: Why do I get the feeling that they’re being a little less than honest?

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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22. Perfect Panty: I guess things that are titled ‘perfect,’ shouldn’t make an appearance in the discount store.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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23. Photoshopped Hyatt Brochure: Either this was photoshopped or I’ve got to get my eyes checked.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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24. Turn Your Kitchen Into A Pizzeria: It didn’t work last time, either.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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25. + Calcium: Once you + the milk you + the calcium. That’s my only explanation.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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26. Push The Red Button: Maybe the guy that installed this sign was colorblind.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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27. Left Or Right: Left is right and right is not right, right?

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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28. Snickers 2x: You can cut the candy bar in half and get almost the same result.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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29. Strawberries: Ah, the rare, seedless, round strawberries. Delicious.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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30. Sugar Free: I can’t even wrap my head around this one.

30 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Make Your Blood Boil
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31. This Bag Is Green: Maybe it’s environmentally friendly.

This goes to show that you can’t trust anyone. The lies are everywhere, even in this post. Yes, that’s right, the title says 30 but we gave you 31 products that cause trust issues. I apologize, I’m a bad person.

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