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30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

When you’re ordering a pizza online, there’s a special requests section. These people decided to be wise guys and made some strange requests. Lucky for us, the employees at the pizza places know how to keep the joke going. Below you’ll find some prime examples of funny pizza employee’s responses to the wise guy’s odd requests.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

1. Bad Penguin Drawing: They said to draw a penguin. They didn’t say it had to be a good drawing.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

2. Dragon Drawing Contest: #3 kills it! Definitely the best dragon on the box.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

3. We Need Extra Motivation: That’s a lot of pressure to put on the folks at the pizza place. But, mission accomplished.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

4. Pizza Jokes Can’t Be Topped: Keep telling yourself that, buddy.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

5. Draw Something Cool: It doesn’t get much cooler than ice. Vanilla, Cube, T … They’re all pretty cool.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

6. Pac-Man: Looks a little bit more like Homestar Runner than Pac-Man. At least they tried.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

7. Egg Joke: That joke is a little hard to get, especially when you’re not ready for it. But seriously, doesn’t it take like 10 minutes to hard boil an egg?

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

8. Dinosaur: Do dinosaurs really philosophize?

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

9. Artists Are At Starbucks: Cop out. You didn’t even try!

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

10. I Am Heisenberg: I am the one who knocks. That really is a quite magnificent drawing.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

11. Panda Party: Bear skin rugs are acceptable. Giraffe skin rugs are creepy.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

12. Two Nuns and a Cheerleader Joke: Is that a sports joke? Cause I don’t get it.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

13. Draw a Chicken: The BWAK kills me. This looks like a sad panda, emo chicken.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

14. Cheesy Joke: What’s the difference between a pizza and a joke? A pizza can never be too cheesy. Yep, that was definitely too cheesy.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

15. T-Rex Doing Push-ups: That’s just mean. What does a T-Rex do when he has a wicked itch?

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

16. Sophisticated Dinosaur: It’s the Mr. Monopoly of the Dinosaurs.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

17. Grumpy Cat Says, “NO”: Well this guy was certainly a buzzkill.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

18. Gyno Joke: And after smelling the same thing for so long, you’re gonna lose your appetite.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

19. Draw a Bear: I was thinking that they’d try to draw a cuddly little teddy bear. I missed the mark on that one.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

20. Twilight Joke: That’s quite dirty and not what I’m wanting to read right before I’m dipping my breadsticks in ranch.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

21. Dr. Who Drawing: I don’t know much about Dr. Who. I thought this was a pretty bad R2-D2. My bad.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

22. Tell Me Your Deepest Secret: You’re straight and your girlfriend doesn’t know? I think you’re doing something wrong, buddy!

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

23. Magical Pizza: A dragon and a wizard, can’t get much more magical than that!

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

24. Draw a Self-Portrait: On the box. NOT OF the Box. Oh well, the duck pretty much rules!

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

25. Donkey and an Onion: I thought onions only made you cry when you cut them. Maybe I’m overthinking this one.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

26. Put Something Funny On the Box: Wow, you really phoned that one in, Pizza Guy!

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

27. Banana Riding a Dino: There’s always one jealous banana in the bunch.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

28. Dirty Joke: I could have gone my whole week without hearing that one.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

29. Giraffe: Eat me, Jon. That’s a little creepy.

30 Times Pizza Deliveries Absolutely Nailed Drawing Requests

30. Draw What You Think We Look Like: Looks like we have another Homestar Runner fan. Or am I the only one thinking of Marzipan when I see this box?

There are so many inspiring requests here. I can’t wait to order a pizza and find out if any of the local employees have a sense of humor or artistic ability. When you try this at home, remember to tip well. You just may make the delivery driver’s whole week!