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This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

A few years back, I walked into a Petsmart adoption event and saw the cutest little Chihuahua trembling in the corner. Have you ever seen Shrek? Picture the cat, Puss In Boots begging to get what he wants with those sweet, innocent eyes. Fast forward a few months and this dog is literally the biggest psycho I’ve ever met. Like horror movie kind of psycho. I’m talking about the kind that bites strangers ankles just for fun. If he were bigger, you would have seen him on the news for multiple murders and mayhem throughout the country.

Lucky for you, artist Grace Gogerty (aka Little Tunny) has created a very funny yet accurate guide to adopting your next dog (or maybe just learning a little more about your current dog). Where was this guide when I adopted my Chihuahua? Next time I adopt a furry friend, I’m putting this guide in my pocket. The artist also clearly warns us that Chihuahuas can be a “wild card” so you never know what you’re getting. If you have a Chihuahua, let me know its personality in the comments because I’m convinced they are all little murderous psychopaths.

1. Labs

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

2. Doberman

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

3. German Shepherd

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
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4. Pit bull

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

5. Great Dane

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

6. Rottweiler

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

7. Yorkshire Terrier

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
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8. Bernese Mountain Dog

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

9. Pug

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

10. Golden Retriever

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

11. Poodles and Doodles

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

12. Border Collies

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog
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13. Bulldog

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

14. Akita

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

15. Dachshund

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

16. I’m just gonna call this one “Tiny Psycho”

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

17. Newfoundland

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

18. Shiba Inu

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

19. Bichon Frise

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

20. Boxers

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

21. Maltese

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

22. Shih tzu

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

23. Hound dogs

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

24. Husky

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

Here’s a bonus pic of the artist with her silly pooch, Huey. He’s a mutt (my favorite kind of pup). Regardless of what breed a dog is or what their personality is like, they all deserved to be loved and pampered by us.

This Hilarious Dog Breeds Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

More info: Grace Gogarty

o, what do you think? Pretty accurate? I have a pit bull who is the sweetest baby ever but will shake and hide if a leaf moves the wrong way. I think this artist really hit the nail on the head.