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Husband Gives Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything They Owned – Literally

When someone finds out that their spouse cheated on them, typically all hell breaks loose. I’ve heard horror stories of women destroying their significant other’s car or other personal belongings. Well recently in Germany, a man found out that his wife had cheated on him. Upon getting divorced, the couple was ordered to split everything in half, 50/50, straight down the middle. And that’s just what this man did. He ended up selling his half of everything on E-Bay, and added some amazing descriptions for each item. I hope he made some money off of it because apparently Hell hath no fury like a husband scorned in this case!

Husband Gives Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything They Owned - Literally
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1. Bed – “Unlike my ex-wife, I cannot say anything bad about the bed, really, have always slept well in it.”

Husband Gives Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything They Owned - Literally
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2. Bike – “The wheel moves despite minor limitations, and the front brake engages perfectly.”

Husband Gives Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything They Owned - Literally
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3. Car – “The car is quite well-preserved for its age, but there are some signs of wear. In particular, half is missing”

Husband Gives Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything They Owned - Literally
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4. Chairs – “The chairs are super as an art installation.”

Husband Gives Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything They Owned - Literally
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5. Couch – “In recent years, I’ve spent many beautiful evenings on this sofa with my woman. She did not find the evenings so beautiful, which is why my ex-wife now sits on another couch.”

Husband Gives Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything They Owned - Literally
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6. DVD – “Unfortunately, I can offer only half… But no matter, I have made sure that the best sketches are on my half.”

Husband Gives Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything They Owned - Literally
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7. DVD Player – “Whoever wonders where the second half is may want to check with my ex-wife.”

Husband Gives Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything They Owned - Literally
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8. Helmet – He doesn’t have much of a comment on this but he does say, “Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful years, Laura!’ You’ve really earned half. Greetings also to my successor.”

Husband Gives Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything They Owned - Literally
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9. iPhone – “It is considerably smaller and more manageable. In addition, you will finally be at peace with this phone: It is guaranteed not to ring and vibrate and will not play music.”

Husband Gives Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything They Owned - Literally
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10. Laptop Computer – “In my opinion, this conversion is the perfect solution for users who want to save space, but can not afford a MacBook Air.”

Husband Gives Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything They Owned - Literally
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11. Mailbox & Closet – He went pretty far with this one and pushed the limits, but at least he was consistent.

Husband Gives Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything They Owned - Literally
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12. Cordless Phone – “It’s the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls.”

Husband Gives Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything They Owned - Literally
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13. Vinyl Record – “I offer here, in my opinion, the best REM album… “Everybody Hurts” (how true!!!) and Nightswimming are the best passages on it yet.”

Husband Gives Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything They Owned - Literally
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14. Teddy Bear – “There’s no need for cuddling stuffed animals – for such things, there are affectionate co-workers.”

Husband Gives Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything They Owned - Literally
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15. Television – “Watching TV alone is already depressing enough. The device is very compact and has several inputs, but am not sure whether they all work.”

Check out his skills in the video below as he shows you how he cut everything in half.

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After 12 years, it is pretty impressive at the sense of humor this man has. From the sound of his quotes, it sounds like Laura, his ex-wife, was getting a little too close and cuddly with a co-worker. Could you imagine what her thoughts were when he gave her half of everything, literally? I wish I could have been there just to see her face. I guess that’s one way to have a fresh start since both of them will be making quite a few purchases here in the near future! I bet he got a lot of his anger out while cutting everything in half though. I don’t know if this was cheaper than therapy, but I am sure it made him feel pretty good!

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