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38 Times Drinking Didn’t End Well

We’ve all had those nights that result in the  morning sun feeling like a sledgehammer to the forehead. Well, maybe not all of you, but I certainly have. Below is a pretty great compilation of people who party super hard, and may possibly need to check into rehab. Or at least hook up a meeting or two with their local AA. Take a look at these 38 people who need rehab.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

1. Passed Out on the Bed.

Poor guy didn’t even have a chance to take of his jacket or shoes.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

2. Creation of Adam.

This is by far the worst re-enactment of Michelangelo’s work that I’ve seen to date.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

3. Makin’ a Splash.

I’m not entirely sure if you’re fully grasping the concept, but that is not a snorkel and it’s not going to work.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

4. Wine on the Way to Work.

I guess it’s better than complaining when you get there.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

5. Almost Home.

His parents are going to be far from impressed to find this drunken mess half-way in the house. And how exactly did you get home young man?

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well
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6. Sittin on the Throne.

What a genius idea it is to party in the throne room. Minimize the eminent clean-up needed when the birthday girl reaches her own threshold.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well
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7. Sign Your Name.

Elvis’ address is Nevada… Guess he’s been a bit of a wanderer since his disappearance in 77′.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

8. Notice the Pool.

Yep, it’s that huge puddle of water that your drunk heiney just fell into.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

9. Coyote Ugly.

You drink so much and the person you woke up next to is so dog ugly that you’d rather chew your arm off than risk waking them and being forced into a conversation. Well, my bet is that this guy’s still going to brag to his friends that he got lucky. He’ll probably embellish the details just a little bit. This image is a prime example of two people who need rehab.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

10. Beer Showers.

When your friends start pouring beers over each other. THIS IS ALCOHOL ABUSE. They need to seek out their sponsor and find their nearest AA meeting place. They’ve got a problem and abuse cannot be tolerated.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

11. Photo Booth.

I don’t know what’s going on here… This dude is totally wiggin’.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

12. Logic Strikes Again.

You can’t argue with good logic. Now just stop in for a bit to get warmed up.

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13. Giant Beer.

You passed out, you have a hang-over, and you look like hell. Tell me again how you only had one beer.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

14. Kayaking in the Snow.

It started with a kayak and a beer. It ended tragically for this drunken fool who found himself without a paddle.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

15. Not in the Tent.

Sometimes your instincts kick in. He needed to stay warm but didn’t want to puke in the tent. Well done.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

16. Gimme a Squirt.

Man, this kid doesn’t even look old enough to drink.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

17. Crime Scene Party.

You know it’s a bad party when even your chalk outline is more endowed than you.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

18. Shotgun Party.

Nope, we’re not condoning the use of firearms and alcohol. That’s dangerous. Just talking about everybody shotgunning a beer.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

19. Not Surprised.

I’ve never even met this girl and I’m still pretty sure this is a commonly recurring event. PS. You forgot your pants.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

20. Canadian Man Cave.

This is a good place to keep your beers cold but shelter us from cold, eh?

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

21. Scenic Walk.

Just needed some alone time and… Where am I? Oh well, I gots my 40 in hand. How bad can it be?

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

22. Trekkie Gettin’ Drunkie.

This is what happens when nerds party. I can guarantee there were no chicks there.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

23. Clothes Are Dry.

You spill on yourself one more time and you’re going back in the dryer.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

24. The Aftermath.

This guy was pondering who was gonna clean up the mess, next thing you know he’s passed out. He’s sure going to wake up with a stiff neck.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

25. Party Dog with a Corona.

I’ve got to admit, with the stunner shades and awesome pool lounger, this dog’s got more class than me.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

26. Slip n Slide Shotgun Style.

You can only look so hard-core when you’re sportin’ a set of arm floaties.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

27. Chomper.

Veronica’s a nice name. So why do they call you Chomper? Holy, son of a, forget I asked!

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

28. Are You Okay?

Seriously, you just fell out of a window back there and you’re calling me mommy.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

29. Duct Tape ‘Til You’re Done.

Done drinking. Not whatever else you’re doing. Wait, what ARE you doing?

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

30. Not So Hot Tub.

This guy was so drunk he thought jumping in the hot tub would be cool. Well, technically he was right. Stupid, but right.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

31. Killer Beer Bong.

I’m not going to be the one trusting the contents of a trash can beer bong.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

32. Twister.

Look, you won, everyone else left. Yeah, after you puked on the twister mat.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

33. Missed the Bed.

Close but no cigar, fella. You missed it by thaaat much.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

34. Get a Handle On Your Drinking Problem.

This gal certainly did. I can see it right there… There’s the handle.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

35. At the End of the Rainbow.

If this is truly your pot of gold, you may need to be checking yourself into rehab. Unless you’re Irish. If that’s the case, carry on.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

36. We’re Here To Drunk You Up.

I really hope the name of this bar is ‘THE GYM.’

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

37. Box Wine Barf.

Always take a box of wine camping. Especially if you have an issue remembering your pillow.

38 Times Drinking Didn't End Well

38. Should Not Have Driven Home.

Wait, you walked here? Did Tweeter steal the cop car again?

These are definitely  people who need rehab in a bad way. Don’t get me wrong, there are quite a few incidents in which I’ve possibly partied a little too hard. I’m glad I didn’t have any snap-happy friends taking a bunch of pics and videos to blackmail me.

H\T to theCHIVE

Don’t get the wrong idea and believe that my friends are above that… I just don’t have anything they want.

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