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Entitled Rich Guy Tries To Show Off Porsche, Crashes It And Still Doesn’t Learn Lesson

I think it’s time to play one of my favorite games. Can you spot the D-Bag? In this game today, we’re going to give you one clue. It’s the rich guy that seems to be drunk and driving a luxury car with a base price in the neighborhood of $850,000 dollars! Yeah folks, that’s a Porsche 918 Spyder, a luxury hybrid with three motors delivering a combined 887 horsepower. What we’re going to show you today, is not how a skillful driver gracefully harnesses that horsepower for an exciting display of this machine’s 0-60 in 2.2 potential. What you’ll be witnessing is a display of the disgraceful way that the over-privileged pompous people can expertly illustrate the true meaning of idiocy!

Entitled Rich Guy Tries To Show Off Porsche, Crashes It And Still Doesn't Learn Lesson

This one’s easy. Can you spot the d-bag?

Entitled Rich Guy Tries To Show Off Porsche, Crashes It And Still Doesn't Learn Lesson

Yup! There he is, in all of his glory!

Entitled Rich Guy Tries To Show Off Porsche, Crashes It And Still Doesn't Learn Lesson

Throwing up the devil horns. There’s a sure sign that he thinks he’s truly a bad ass!

Entitled Rich Guy Tries To Show Off Porsche, Crashes It And Still Doesn't Learn Lesson

Uh-oh! That’s a little too much gas for a confined parking area.

Entitled Rich Guy Tries To Show Off Porsche, Crashes It And Still Doesn't Learn Lesson

Always remember to yield to pedestrians!

Entitled Rich Guy Tries To Show Off Porsche, Crashes It And Still Doesn't Learn Lesson

This guy still cuts it pretty close. He almost clips this pedestrian.

Entitled Rich Guy Tries To Show Off Porsche, Crashes It And Still Doesn't Learn Lesson

With a low profile car like this, it’s not the best idea to try to jump the curb.

Entitled Rich Guy Tries To Show Off Porsche, Crashes It And Still Doesn't Learn Lesson

At least when you have money and a nice car, you know people are always going to run to help, kind of.

Entitled Rich Guy Tries To Show Off Porsche, Crashes It And Still Doesn't Learn Lesson

Although this doesn’t look like extremely extensive damage, it’s still going to cost more to repair than the purchase of most people’s cars.

Entitled Rich Guy Tries To Show Off Porsche, Crashes It And Still Doesn't Learn Lesson

Somehow, this guy still thinks he’s got something to smile about.

Entitled Rich Guy Tries To Show Off Porsche, Crashes It And Still Doesn't Learn Lesson

And there it is… The trademarked douchey smirk… What an ass!

I took the time to pull out these awesome stills, just in case you miss them in the video, so you don’t have to keep pausing it to laugh at this rich d-bag’s Porsche fail. Below is the video in its entirety.

The funniest part for me is that there’s only one brown noser that’s on the move to help this guy. The rest of the people seem to be taking their sweet time. I’ve got to be honest, I’d probably be off camera doubled up in laughter that someone so over-privileged doesn’t give that powerful machine the respect that it deserves!

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