21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

First things first. If you’re a guy and you are taking a picture of yourself, calling it a “SELFIE,” YOU, good sir, need to be slapped and have your man card revoked. Selfies are for cute girls doing dumb or cute things to get the attention of the opposite sex.  That being said, these one’s are going to leave you shaking your head wondering, “What are these people thinking?”

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

1. Where is the best place to take a selfie? Any reflective surface should do. No need to waste your time finding a bathroom mirror.

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

2. I’m guessing that this lady is just proud of herself for eating her fruits. Her Weight Watchers sponsor wanted proof.

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

3. Surely this old man was offended that this young hooligan was documenting his sanitary habits.

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

4. So many assets, what should I show my friends so they know they’re missing out?

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

5. Nothing says you’re a loner like having to take your own birthday cake photo.

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

6. Before you judge, maybe she’s just double checking that her Brazilian wax technician was thorough.

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

7. She’s going to Photoshop this later to look like the fountains are flowing with fruit punch!

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

8. Sometimes you just gotta show your ex what they’re missing.

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

9. See Food, Get it? Um, yeah, we got it.

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

10. A funeral is about the only time I dress up, too. Probably not the most appropriate place for a selfie.

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

11. They say the grass is always greener on the other side. This guy begs to differ and he’s gonna prove it!

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

12. Hang on Doc, I’ve got to post this so I can get some extra sympathy.

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

13. Double selfie! Can’t go letting all that hair product go to waste. Give it to this guy for what he thinks is a good hair day.

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

14. With a little ingenuity, they’ll never know I’m taking selfies at work! Discretion WIN!

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

15. I call this one ‘Mean Muggin Tooth Brushing.’ This guy is so hardcore.

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

16. You can’t even be mad at this guy for the selfie. He’s actually created a deep photo expressing the minor evolutionary gap between him and his cousin.

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

17. This selfie queen has her own paparazzi. What a bunch of creepers!

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

18. Either she’s getting a screaming deal, or she’s afraid to see those things on. Yoga pants are a privilege.

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

19. Young man, please stop taking selfies on the floor and get back to your seat so we can continue the math lesson.

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

20. I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that this gal is not entirely interested in today’s lesson.

21 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Have Phones

21. If all else fails, make a face like you’re taking a dump in your pants. All the cool kids are doing it.

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