It’s amazing how much grammar and punctuation can affect a sentence. However, the effect of those mistakes can be pretty hilarious! Take a look at some of these messages that might not say what they were meant to say….
1. Maybe the order is very important to her…
2. Overweight people need to find somewhere else to hook up
3. I would rather go to jail
4. That dog looks like it can feed a lot of people! Should we be concerned the family wasn’t available for the picture?
5. Pot calling the kettle black? Butt your dumb to!
6. Phonics did them no favors!
7. Wood you like free would?
8. This way you know if it tastes good before you buy it! I would recommend being one of the first customers of the day though…
9. I bet he has at least one regret…
10. Maybe they love that she’s not pregnant
11. Apparently she’s not a very good Ho if she needs to supplement her income by selling Apple Butter!
12. Beware of parking in the witches’ parking spot!
13. Trying to help out with over-population went too far!
14. I know that duck season is in the fall, but when does Pedestrian Season start?
15. The Popsicles were ashamed of what they had done
16. This toilet is for a very specific type of person!
17. At least you know you won’t be prosecuted!
18. I’m not a fan of Ug Boots either
19. I’m unable to eat Diarrhea too
20. The apple doesn’t fall very fall from the tree!
21. I can where whoever I want!
22. The survivors of the Donner party brought their own bacon bits to the hospital….
23. Commas really are important…
24. Things you never knew about Nelson Mandela:
25. Watching any movie that shows your parents having sex would be awkward no matter who they are doing it with
26. At least the $50 will help to pay the impound fees
27. Spongebob no longer works at the Krusty Krab?
28. In honor of Cafeteria workers everywhere!
29. Do you get to choose who you have your one night stand with?
30. Are you sure there’s just chicken in your chicken nuggets?
31. Heaven is closer than you think!
32. Zombie Apocalypse Police Force!
33. I’m not sure about this “Church” and what they really “worship”
34. Accidental porn is the worst!
35. And you thought your job was bad
36. The First Lady never saw it coming
37. Lot’s of protein!
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