Mainstream media has really taken some shots the past few years. The incompetence and irresponsibility of the reporting that happens today is really something that has caused a fire storm of criticism towards modern-day reporting. While most of the people who bring you your daily news are just trying to do their jobs, sometimes they screw up in such a big way that it can’t be ignored. These are some of the stupidest headlines ever. You would think that people who do this for a living would be able to tell that these probably won’t go over well. Well that shows you just how inept our media can be.
1. I’m pretty sure diarrhea and anything don’t mix. It’s not something you want to be involved with at any point in time.
2. I would really love to see an instance where one actually DOES talk to police. Actually no, because that would be a zombie.
3. If you’re shocked at finding a body in a funeral home then….I really don’t know what to tell you.
4. There’s getting killed. Then there is getting killed TO DEATH. Much, much more severe.
5. While this headline is funny, it seems a lot of people don’t realize this while they’re driving.
6. While this may seem like a no brainer, apparently people in the United States don’t recognize that you can’t shove your face full of food and expect to lose weight. Shocker right?
7. I honestly have no words for this one.
8. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder….and for most guys that means being really hot.
9. This shouldn’t need to be stated.
10. This may be the biggest understatement in sports in a long time.
11. I’d say they are doing their jobs then.
12. WHAT!? We need to put it out right away!
13. If you say no, Chuck Norris will come round house you right in the face. Fact.
14. Right… that’s why.
15. Most likely because at that point….it’s just a regular adult getting pregnant…..
17. Who has ever even heard of doing this!? It’s like the myth that peeing on a jellyfish sting takes the pain away.
18. Someone should try going when it’s not winter. I want to see how that turns out……be sure to set up a camera.
19. I’d say most women realize this before they get pregnant. If not…..you probably shouldn’t be reproducing in the first place.
20. If you need a reminder for this….you probably won’t live much longer anyway.
21. Oh, someone with the name “Dr. Doom” is predicting bad stuff to happen….who knew right?
22. I could have sworn it was from all that swirling wind.
23. This headline would be much more worrisome if they didn’t ace these tests….
24. People were too busy at home…..not caring.
25. It does seem that quite a few people don’t understand this concept.
26. You would think an editor would have at least caught the use of the word “likelier”. That’s bad enough. Then you read the whole statement and….wow.
Mainstream media has become a joke in the eyes of many Americans, and people throughout the world. The stupidest headlines ever don’t help mainstream medias either. Not only have they been shown to be constantly lying to us. There are inconsistencies and wrong facts riddled through broadcasts and publications. Reading some of these stupidest headlines ever though…..I most likely lost some brain cells from them.