Life hacks are some of the best things that you can incorporate into your life. The internet is full of wonderful tips and tricks to make life a little easier. These life hacks however, are not that. These are parody life hacks, life hacks so creatively useless that the only thing they are good for is making you laugh out loud uncontrollably.
Take a look at these incredible life hacks and go into the world with a great confidence like you’ve never had before. Just kidding, don’t take any of these serious at all.
Light a match in your home to check for potential gas leaks. If your house explodes, you definitely have a gas leak.
If you can’t read your phone screen, just stick it in a glass of water in order to magnify the words!
If you forgot your flashlight, just use a picture of the sun on your phone to find your way around the dark.
Use a knife to put a handle on your beverage cup so you don’t drop it.
Use a smaller paintbrush to paint your house, it will use less paint and the larger brushes
aren’t as good of quality.
Use the bagel stabilizer hole by sticking your finger through it if you want a perfect bagel cut every single time.
Use the stove to warm up your cold coffee.
To avoid any parking tickets, just stick your windshield wipers in the air. What can they do?
Microwave your phone every morning to remove any germs it might have caught throughout the night.
Don’t have any ice cubes? Easy, just use frozen broccoli.
Drunk too early in the morning? Just put on some shades and be drunk in the evening.
No matter what, do this.
Replace your treadmill base with sandpaper to provide more grip.
You never know who around you might be deaf. Don’t be so selfish.
Wake up late? Just put toothpaste on your toast and save some time.
Plant hotdog trees early in the spring so you have plenty to grill throughout the summer.
If you have young kids and want to spend a few bucks on yourself, this might help.
Feel better about your weight by sitting on the toilet when you weigh yourself.
Use a large snake to hold your pastas.
Let them down gently, then make a New Year’s resolution to do better (but don’t)
If you don’t have a ski mask when you’re robbing a bank, use a condom to hide your identity.
Drugs can be very expensive and the cost of living is only going up.
If your car is making terrible noises, just turn the music up and ignore it.
Take a no-handed selfie by using masking tape.
Here’s for you guys: Put a pee stain really low on your jeans to make women think your penis is much larger than it is.
Use this tip to avoid paying for meals ever again in your life.
Use this button to make any drink you put inside a diet drink.
Do you hate eggs but realize they’re very healthy for you? Just mix them with flower, chocolate, butter, mix and then bake.
Put this symbol on your car if you want people to hate you and avoid you at all costs.
Stick screwdrivers into your tires for increased traction during winter months.
If you’re running low on juice, tip the carton sideways to add another cup.
This one works especially well at the office.
Place a lightbulb inside your child’s old doll heads to make a cute nightlight.
If you don’t have any clean socks, just use a condom instead.
Dress for the size you want to be!
Follow these important steps to make a wallet you will love.
Mix a little olive oil with your kale when cooking so it’s easier to scrape into the trash.
Don’t have any smoke detectors? Don’t worry, just hang popcorn over each door and grab a snack when you’re escaping the deadly flames.
Make your guests think you actually do the dishes by placing some dirty ones on the drying rack before they come in.
Tired of wasting time boiling water every time you want pasta? Just freeze a few bags at the beginning of the week and stick them in the fridge until you’re ready to use them.
If you can’t afford real cheese, just use orange post-it notes instead.
Fill a rubber glove with tissues and use it to fill the void in your heart.
Park anywhere you want as long as you press this button. It makes you impervious to all traffic laws.
Add a touch of magic to your cold by putting glitter in your mouth before you sneeze!
Avoid talking to people you run into by always having an arm full of dogs that you need to take somewhere.
Use a thinly sliced onion to make get rid of any computer viruses you may have.
Avoid the gas pumps. The extra weight from gas actually reduces fuel efficiency.
I always have a pocket full of sparklers and have never once regretted it.
Open your soda upside down to prevent the gasses from exploding all over your face.
If you’re trying to beat the car next to you, immediately shift into R for “racing”.
Switch the conversion on your car to make yourself go even faster!
Put a spoiler on your computer to make it go faster and handle better.
Use this tool to make any set of headphones wireless.
If you want to get rid of wrinkles, just get stung by a bee.
If you sleep in you skip breakfast saving you a ton of money in the long run!
When all your coffee cups are dirty, just use a pepper.
If your tires are worn out, just use a permanent marker to draw some new tread on.
To avoid awkward situations, just moonwalk away from them. People will think you’re walking towards them when in reality you’re slowly drifting away.
My life is going to be so much easier now that I have these brilliant life hacks in the bank. Watch out Mr. President, It looks like I might be stealing your job. What other life hacks would you add to this list? Please geniuses only comment, I’d hate to see this thread get flooded with bad ideas.