52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Life hacks are some of the best things that you can incorporate into your life. The internet is full of wonderful tips and tricks to make life a little easier. These life hacks however, are not that. These are parody life hacks, life hacks so creatively useless that the only thing they are good for is making you laugh out loud uncontrollably.

Take a look at these incredible life hacks and go into the world with a great confidence like you’ve never had before. Just kidding, don’t take any of these serious at all.

1.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Light a match in your home to check for potential gas leaks. If your house explodes, you definitely have a gas leak. 

2.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

If you can’t read your phone screen, just stick it in a glass of water in order to magnify the words! 

3. 

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

 If you forgot your flashlight, just use a picture of the sun on your phone to find your way around the dark. 

4.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Use a knife to put a handle on your beverage cup so you don’t drop it.

5.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Use a smaller paintbrush to paint your house, it will use less paint and the larger brushes 

aren’t as good of quality. 

6. 

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Use the bagel stabilizer hole by sticking your finger through it if you want a perfect bagel cut every single time. 

7. 

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Use the stove to warm up your cold coffee.  

8.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

To avoid any parking tickets, just stick your windshield wipers in the air. What can they do? 

9.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Microwave your phone every morning to remove any germs it might have caught throughout the night. 

10. 

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Don’t have any ice cubes? Easy, just use frozen broccoli.

11.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Drunk too early in the morning? Just put on some shades and be drunk in the evening. 

12. 

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

No matter what, do this. 

13. 

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Replace your treadmill base with sandpaper to provide more grip. 

14.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

You never know who around you might be deaf. Don’t be so selfish. 

15. 

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Wake up late? Just put toothpaste on your toast and save some time. 

16.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Plant hotdog trees early in the spring so you have plenty to grill throughout the summer. 

17.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

If you have young kids and want to spend a few bucks on yourself, this might help. 

18. 

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Feel better about your weight by sitting on the toilet when you weigh yourself. 

19.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Use a large snake to hold your pastas. 

20.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Let them down gently, then make a New Year’s resolution to do better (but don’t)

21.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

If you don’t have a ski mask when you’re robbing a bank, use a condom to hide your identity. 

22.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Drugs can be very expensive and the cost of living is only going up. 

23.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

If your car is making terrible noises, just turn the music up and ignore it. 

24. 

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Take a no-handed selfie by using masking tape. 

25.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Here’s for you guys: Put a pee stain really low on your jeans to make women think your penis is much larger than it is. 

26.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Use this tip to avoid paying for meals ever again in your life. 

27.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Use this button to make any drink you put inside a diet drink. 

28.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Do you hate eggs but realize they’re very healthy for you? Just mix them with flower, chocolate, butter, mix and then bake. 

29. 

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Put this symbol on your car if you want people to hate you and avoid you at all costs. 

30. 

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Stick screwdrivers into your tires for increased traction during winter months. 

31.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

If you’re running low on juice, tip the carton sideways to add another cup. 

32.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

This one works especially well at the office. 

33.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Place a lightbulb inside your child’s old doll heads to make a cute nightlight.

34.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

If you don’t have any clean socks, just use a condom instead. 

35.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Dress for the size you want to be! 

36.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Follow these important steps to make a wallet you will love. 

37.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Mix a little olive oil with your kale when cooking so it’s easier to scrape into the trash. 

38. 

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Don’t have any smoke detectors? Don’t worry, just hang popcorn over each door and grab a snack when you’re escaping the deadly flames. 

39.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Make your guests think you actually do the dishes by placing some dirty ones on the drying rack before they come in.

40.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Tired of wasting time boiling water every time you want pasta? Just freeze a few bags at the beginning of the week and stick them in the fridge until you’re ready to use them. 

41.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

If you can’t afford real cheese, just use orange post-it notes instead. 

42.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Fill a rubber glove with tissues and use it to fill the void in your heart. 

43.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Park anywhere you want as long as you press this button. It makes you impervious to all traffic laws.

44.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Add a touch of magic to your cold by putting glitter in your mouth before you sneeze!

45.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Avoid talking to people you run into by always having an arm full of dogs that you need to take somewhere. 

46. 

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Use a thinly sliced onion to make get rid of any computer viruses you may have.

47.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Avoid the gas pumps. The extra weight from gas actually reduces fuel efficiency.

48.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

I always have a pocket full of sparklers and have never once regretted it. 

49.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Open your soda upside down to prevent the gasses from exploding all over your face. 

50. 

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

If you’re trying to beat the car next to you, immediately shift into R for “racing”. 

51.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Switch the conversion on your car to make yourself go even faster! 

52.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Put a spoiler on your computer to make it go faster and handle better. 

53.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Nail art 

hack! 

54.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Use this tool to make any set of headphones wireless. 

55.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

If you want to get rid of wrinkles, just get stung by a bee. 

56. 

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

If you sleep in you skip breakfast saving you a ton of money in the long run! 

57.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

When all your coffee cups are dirty, just use a pepper. 

58.

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

If your tires are worn out, just use a permanent marker to draw some new tread on.

59. 

52 Of The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

To avoid awkward situations, just moonwalk away from them. People will think you’re walking towards them when in reality you’re slowly drifting away. 

My life is going to be so much easier now that I have these brilliant life hacks in the bank. Watch out Mr. President, It looks like I might be stealing your job. What other life hacks would you add to this list? Please geniuses only comment, I’d hate to see this thread get flooded with bad ideas.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

Loading…

0

What are your thoughts?