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23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

Everyone has their favorite little bar to go to. Something about the charm of certain places appeal to different people. Personally, I like a bar with a clever name and sign out front. I don’t know what it is about it, but would much rather go into bars with hilarious bar names than a place that screams “no creativity” out front. However, sometimes trying to be clever can be taken way to far. The owners of these bars really didn’t think some of them through. Others are just plain puzzling, or maybe even have a secret meaning unknown but to a few people. All I know is, I’m glad these photos were snapped so we can enjoy the hilarity.

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

1. Bung Hole: Take a step inside this dark stinky hole.

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

2. The Dirty Duck: Come and wet your beak at this watering hole.

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

3. Ape & Apple: I usually picture an ape with a banana.

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

4. The Famous Cock Tavern: Whoever named this place thought pretty highly of themselves, don’t ya think?

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

5. The Tumble Down Dick Hotel: I don’t know if I could bring myself to go into this one.

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

6. The Case Is Altered: Hopefully not the cases of beer.

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

7. The Old Thirteenth Cheshire Astley Volunteer Rifleman Corps Inn: Say that five times fast.

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

8. Dirty Dicks: I find it hard to believe they get a lot of female customers.

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

9. Ye Olde Fighting Cocks…

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

10. The Goat & Tricycle: If this place has a goat actually riding a tricycle, then I am so there.

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

11. Fanny On The Hill: Apparently this bar is in England….

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever
Bunch Of Carrots

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

13. The Legend Of Oily Johnnies: Apparently these people grew up with some very different stories than I did growing up.

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

14. The Nobody Inn: Hopefully they didn’t name it after the fact that nobody ever comes.

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

15. The Cat & Custard Pot Inn: Don’t they know black cats are bad luck?

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

16. The Hairy Lemon: 1 served with every meal!

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

17. The Quiet Woman: This seems a tad bit sexist to me.

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

18. My Father’s Moustache: If only my dad could grow a mustache like that…

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

19. The Bucket Of Blood: So apparently murders are a regular thing at this bar….I think I’ll pass.

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

20. I Am The Only Running Footman: This man needs a drink, and he needs it now!

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

21. The Hung, Drawn And Quartered: Getting into this bar must be torture.

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

22. Cock & Hoop: This sounds like a really awful game that I don’t want to play.

23 Bars With The Most Ridiculously Funny Names Ever

23. The Drunken Duck: Any place with drunk animals sounds like a pretty crazy time.

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I was pretty astonished that the owners of some of these bars didn’t realize how funny their own business names were. Some of these are just so obvious that I wonder how they were even allowed to name their bar that at all. All in all however, they made for some great photos and a lot of laughs. Let’s just hope these places stay open for a long time so even more people can enjoy them. I may have to start crossing some off list.

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